Want to get married? Curious to ngerasain pleasure of making love on the first night? Hohoho. Although I have never ngerasain sex in first night, it had never been married, but I have tips that will certainly be useful for all prospective couples who want to make the first night all of his impressive kosher. Especially for a friend as I have .... * Horned demon face *
In Indonesia, this is generally the order of marriage tuh ...
1. Application few months / weeks / days in advance.
2. Marriage ceremony in the morning.
3. Reception in the afternoon / malem day.
4. The first night after the reception.
Well, all the new bride would greatly covet duren divisive event in point number four. Let us leave aside the fact the many couples who have sex before marriage, even couples who marry for the MBA. Let's assume everyone is a couple that really made her first night as a sacred night, at a time of worship.
When the reception, although the invitation is often a sentence that smacks of "better give us money instead of gifts," in fact there are people still wrote that give us a present for new couples. Maybe for people who are "familiar" with the bride, it feels more familiar give us gifts. I do not know.
Well, mainly for the events malem reception, usually the bride and her family not to ngebuka sempet gifts are generally quite a lot. Imagine the bride and her family was tired of dressing and acting jaim kudu from morning until malem. Moreover, for new couples, that night was the first night of waiting. Belah duren! Period on the first night of making love to split duren disturbed by events that should open gifts polynomial? Noo ...'d better love it?
Well. After many years of being a witness to family members, neighbors, seniors, until the mating deket temen, gw dapet one that is almost absolute equality of every first night after the wedding reception. What is it? KADO! Yes, gifts! Gifts are always stored in the bridal chamber, without opening it first. Let the reader who already married, so would not you? Amit!
Seeing the same pattern in the storage of such gifts, I took the initiative to give a little memorable night for the first few bride. At least three times I've tried the practice of giving these memories I style, two of which were managed smoothly. One failed, because the bride spent her first night in a hotel for sex. Shit!
Uh, yes I have not said what I do about it. Okay. Here I describe.
1. I give us a gift contains an alarm clock silent alarm "Ring" that can make the eardrum ruptured.
2. I give us gifts contain phone (the cheap really, really give us a costly loss mah: D).
What is the equation of the second gift that? SETTING ALARM! Well, either an alarm clock or mobile phone, I set to go off at 1 am.
The result? Making love in the newlywed's first night was interrupted by the smooth! Dong ... Again indehoy imagine, suddenly from one of the gifts are piled at the end of the room sound out "KRRIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGGG" deafening. It took more than 10 minutes to nyari gift boxes where the origin of the sound. Once found, it takes time also to ngebuka gift. And it took longer to matiinnya, the new stuff so the groom does not necessarily know how to matiinnya. After he died, whether the intention to make love on the first night it still exist? wakakakakakakak.
As I've said above, from three attempts, it worked 2 times. 66.67 percent probability. Please try on your ex-girlfriend who married precedes you. Not bad for his first night ngebikin damaged.
So tips on making love on the first night what? Mmm .... Tips ... Yes ... If malem first, please keep the presents in a place far away ... Who knows one of the readers of this blog give us a gift like that.
Similarly, sex tips on the first night of gw. Sorry for two colleagues who had been a victim of my annoyance. At least you've felt the joy of making love on the first night. I have not!! Huhuhu.
Tips Love At First Night
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